5.Making Whoopee
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For making whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killing
That he's so willing to make whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring, yes
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks,
Thats what you get folks, for making whoopee
Another year, maybe less
What's this I hear？ Well, can't you guess？
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of making whoopee
Yeah, she sits alone,
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy,
But she says, 'Is he？'
He's making whoopee
Now he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, 'You'll pay six to her.'
He says, 'Now judge, suppose I fail？'
Judge say, 'Budge. Right into jail.
You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper
Than making whoopee.'
Yes, yeah, you better keep her
Daddy, I think it's cheaper
Then making whoopee
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